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Editorial urges #immigration reform: http://peekURL.com/zyt3112 Editorial is in Pork Magazine.
@USCLATPoll: Dan Schnur misleads about your misleading #immigration poll: http://24ahead.com/n/9900 @latimes @LATreadersrep @latimesopinion
I want to discredit the @Kochtopus, but I also don't want the FBI using them to catch Patty Murray's caller: http://peekURL.com/z4osuk8 #sgp
Someone explain this foreign Coke ad to me: http://peekURL.com/vhhd3vi What's going on? Who am I? Why am I here?
Finally! #GlennBeck "proves" Obama is a socialist! http://peekURL.com/zhk4hz2 ("some policies lean more socialistic", etc.: too many words!)
#PaceChange: Yardbirds on French TV in '67 w/ Dazed & Confused: http://peekURL.com/v9b7qmr (w/ Page; -1 no Bonham, +100 no Plant)
@AllahPundit: your #teaparty might be a dreaded "troofer"? HotAir: http://peekURL.com/zjufp1q Now see: http://peekURL.com/v31kqot #idiot
Amnesty hack @JeffFlake does ad for McCain: http://peekURL.com/vkp6vvb Earmarks small potatoes next to the cost of crook's subsidized labor.
@StevePoizner v @Whitman2010 is somewhat a referendum on #immigration. Not surprising that #teaparty #sgp are silent; Armey won't let them.
@Computer! In one of the infinite universes, you gave me the *correct* Lore Activation code for Data. What code did you give me there? #ahha
http://24ahead.com/s/jordan-fabian self-p0wned: compare http://peekURL.com/znxiud1 to http://youtube.com/watch?v=1CgGAakdAIo @JordanFabian
"Exclusive: World's 'Most Dangerous Islamist' Alive, Well, and Living in #Pennsylvania": http://peekURL.com/ziuh2i6 #NotVerified
One of the many dumbest #Teaparty vids ever: http://peekURL.com/vuoy9wp Count the fallacies! #tlot #p2 challenge: discuss w/o "bag". #sgp
Challenge for anyone in #Teaparty: link you criticizing Bush for letting the FDIC work with MX gov't to give home loans to illegal aliens.
P.S. No one else discusses it, but after Katrina Bush moved Americans out of N.O. and helped corrupt contractors move in illegal aliens.
Challenge for anyone in #Teaparty: link you criticizing Bush for letting illegal aliens take jobs from Katrina victims. #sgp #tpp #tcot
Challenge for anyone in #Teaparty: link you criticizing Bush for letting *1 in 7* Mexican workers move here. #sgp #tpp #tcot #glennbeck
Challenge for anyone in #Teaparty: link you (at the time) criticizing anything about Iraq war, the decision itself or implementation. #sgp
#Teaparty "patriots" waves "Spread my work ethic" signs, implying that millions of unemployed Americans are lazy bums. #sgp #tpp #tcot
@BrentSpiner: 3D01E93148D63C8C0B5795D1323EC0FAA8389993FB20BC7A15B4E56A93AFF01E62CCA8541CC89BC68D70A351638E9D9189BF05629ADEE7805399CF9691BB88
Why @shikhadalmia isn't credible on #immigration: http://24ahead.com/n/9898 (Fixed link) Everyone: let me know if I need to add more.
Deceptive @BobBarr at least draws the line against Schumer-Graham ID card: http://peekURL.com/zezeexc (See my comment)
Labor Dep't "We Can Help" wants tips from third-party activist groups (in addition to helping illegal labor): http://24ahead.com/n/9897
@BrianReilly2010: if you want to beat DWS, learn from this: http://24ahead.com/n/9896 Find a lawyer not #teaparty to ask her real questions.
@deceiver_blog: thankfully, no clue who Handler is. Tu quoque? I'm sure you know/don't care what that is. Instalanches are wrong track sign.
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz p0wns her #TeaParty constituents: http://24ahead.com/n/9896 She's not worried: they can't learn. #sgp #tpp #tcot
Tom Coburn ♥ Nancy Pelosi. Communist! #teaparty #sgp #tpp #glennbeck
♫ Shapeshifting, here's Stan Ridgway w/ Big Dumb Town: http://peekurl.com/vmgqtew Not for puppetphobes. #MusicMonday
♫ Upshifting to #11, here's some epic Ukrainian #doom #metal: Drudkh w/ Forests in Fire and Gold: http://peekurl.com/vvc42gn #MusicMonday
♫ Downshifting, here's a few songs from the innocence mission in 1995: http://peekurl.com/v1yacaw #MusicMonday
♫ Switching gears, here's a Braveheart / Ensiferum mashup on Blood is the Price of Glory: http://peekurl.com/vsom2wd #MusicMonday
♫ The Moon and the Nightspirit w/ the rhythmically-interesting (among other things) Rego Rejtem: http://hotsop.com/n/1242 #MusicMonday
♫ 10,000 Maniacs / Natalie Merchant live wild in 1985 w/ My Mother the War: http://hotsop.com/n/1228 #MusicMonday
♫ SamiBabes Angelit with "Ruojain ruoktot": http://peekurl.com/vn4zwbt #MusicMonday
♫ Taos hippies sing worst version of Give Peace a Chance ever (1:05): http://peekurl.com/vheda7v #MusicMonday #NoveltyOnly
♫ Russia's Arkona w/ the peppy Maslenitsa: http://peekURL.com/vppw12v (#teaparty: song contains secret Marxist orders for BHO) #MusicMonday
♫ Lithuanian pagan chant group Kulgrinda does *something*; don't really want to joke or speculate: http://peekURL.com/vrc4ohl #MusicMonday
Pop quiz: does anyone even know where Butler is? (They're in Indianapolis, making Duke less worse.)
Maybe we *do* need a torturing dictator to keep spending under control, maybe we do: http://instapundit.com/97122 #FacePalm #teaparty #tlot
4/4: #tlot #p2: #Teaparty leaders are corrupt Beltway hacks or #libertarian loons w/ unworkable, vastly unpopular policies. #sgp #tpp #tcot
3/4: #tlot #p2: #Teaparty leaders *agree* with the Dems on #immigration; their policies would raise their followers' taxes. #sgp #tcot #tpp
2/4: #tlot #p2: Find *conservative* religious leaders to decry #Teaparty "morality": money-obsession, self-centeredness, selfishness... #sgp
1/4: #tlot #p2: #Teaparty ignores "social" issues, and that's where they're most vulnerable. Overcome your issues and help discredit them...
@BillWhittle: http://pjtv.com/v/3335 It's like a horror movie w/ Steve Forbes Zombies, except zombies are smarter. #teaparty #sgp #tpp #tcot
♫ Live Natalie Merchant - 2000 - "Which Side Are You On?" http://peekurl.com/v9rkhcx (use PeekURL for MySpace vids) #MusicMonday #rare #beer
♫ Today's #Teaparty #sgp #tpp Special: Joan Baez singing Joe Hill live in 2005 at Camp Casey: http://peekURL.com/v2timih #MusicMonday
@WSJopinion: James Taranto not smart enough to know why MSM goes easy on TP: http://peekURL.com/z9hpqen #Teaparty *helps* Dems. #sgp #tpp
Coming soon from the Census: "Rusty" is reluctant to fill out the form, until Hank changes his mind.
Anti-gubmint #teaparty #sgp #tpp type? This Census Bureau PSA will change your mind! http://peekURL.com/v4t923u #propaganda #NotASatire
♫ Interesting is relative. Here's Beach Boys live - 1964 - In My Room, Papa Oom-Mow-Mow, & Hawaii: http://peekurl.com/vrywvzm #MusicMonday
♫ Interesting documentary about L.A. session musicians who played on biggest hits of 60s and 70s: http://peekURL.com/v2h88og #MusicMonday
♫ It's my channel, and I'll link Perfect Strangers by the '84 Deep Purple if I want to: http://peekurl.com/v2yb1gm #MusicMonday
Take the #p2 #tlot Pledge: skip the divisive race-bating for one day. Instead, show how #teaparty's fringe ideas are unworkable. #sgp #tpp
Per @DebbieSchlussel, Charity Navigator has downgraded Sean Hannity's charity from four stars to two: http://peekURL.com/zf6vgr7
#p2 #tlot *could* challenge #teaparty on their unworkable and fringe #libertarian ideas, if they weren't just marginally smarter. #sgp #tpp
#Teaparty unable to show how @MarcAmbinder is wrong: http://peekURL.com/zfvmfvs Pretty sad, since he's a dim, lying hack. #sgp #tpp #tcot
@KarlRove does PSA urging Census participation: http://peekURL.com/voy97hq Also, Miss America: http://peekURL.com/vs6mq1j #communities
Video of Obama failing again at throwing out first pitch: http://peekurl.com/vynexea #baseball #NotImportant #distraction #fail #softball
Ego boost: here's a little kid doing the same rock climb as in my background image: http://peekurl.com/v95zz2w
# equal to 40% of New Hampshire's population has watched rap parody "Granite State of Mind": http://peekURL.com/v6r858f Someone explain.
Absolute idiot @ReElectCohen describes how *not* to oppose #teaparty, he just doesn't know it: http://peekURL.com/vpxsu74 #sgp #tpp #tcot
What @dixiebureau doesn't know or won't tell about @theContract: http://24ahead.com/n/9808 #Teaparty #sgp #tpp
If #teaparty were smart, they'd oppose Dems on their weakest, least popular issue. But, they ignore that issue. So... #glennbeck #sgp #tpp
Summary: I don't think #teaparty is a secret Dem scheme, they just act like it. #glennbeck #tcot #sgp #tpp
If - if - #teaparty were secret Dem scheme, wouldn't they act like loons instead of engaging the Dems intellectually? #hmmm #sgp #tpp #tcot
If - if - #teaparty were a secret Dem scheme, wouldn't they advance loopy, unpopular ideas like ending SocSec and Medicare? #hmmm #sgp #tpp
If - if - #teaparty were a secret Dem scheme, wouldn't they ignore #immigration? It's the Dems' weakest, least popular area. #hmmm #sgp #tpp
AG Holder declines to go after death penalty: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/63534 Too bad no trustworthy lawyer/commenters to weigh in.
If #teaparty set out to secretly help the Dems, would they do anything differently than what they've done before? #glennbeck #sgp #tpp #tcot
#Teaparty goes after Dems on their strongest issue (giveaways), ignores Dems on their weakest issue (#immigration). Odd, very odd. #sgp #tpp
@AndrewBreitbart loses it: http://peekURL.com/zs683ti #Teaparty *serves the interests of the Dems*: a weak, fringe, loopy opposition. #sgp
@NumbersUSA: denying it only makes it worse: http://peekURL.com/za5kwlb How I do things: http://peekURL.com/z3rvi2q
AZ Rancher shooting gets even more disturbing: http://peekURL.com/zc3enoo Fingers point in all directions, incl. at #Teaparty leader Armey.
#Teaparty is to intelligence as a "woman" standing at the Sunset/Vine corner at 3am is to understated elegance. (No offense to the latter)
Carol Shea-Porter p0wns her #Teaparty constituents, including a doctor: http://24ahead.com/n/9889 #sgp #tpp #glennbeck #NewHampshire #tcot
4/12/10: KFC "Double Down" to affect three species: bacon & cheese between 2 pieces of chicken. Trust Pamela A.! http://peekURL.com/vpzrdzk
*Nothing* in NPR's "Learn to Speak Tea Bag" is even an exaggeration: http://peekurl.com/v2sanxd #sgp #tpp #glennbeck #tcot #teaparty
BTW: @AmericanThinker banned me for posting *on my own site* about them editing a comment I left on their site: http://24ahead.com/n/9714
@AmericanThinker continues irony; latest is Jack Cashill "analysis" of anti-#teaparty article: http://24ahead.com/n/9888 #sgp #tpp #tcot
BREAKING: Janet Napolitano resigns! Blames "intense, highly intellectual" campaign against her led by #Teaparty and Dick Armey. #sgp #tpp
♫ Tonight's Justin Bieber marathon continues with this live performance: http://hotsop.com/n/1033 #NowPlaying
I'm usually hilarious, but I'm really flailing at this whole April Fool's thing.
♫ Tonight's Country/Rap Marathon continues with this LL Cool J/Toby Keith duet: http://peekURL.com/v9znxr1 #NowPlaying
It's difficult to oppose #teaparty idiots when you're an idiot too: http://peekURL.com/v1p85c9 (@ BHO Maine rally; strong lang.) #sgp #tpp
Big @NYTimes front-pager due to break any moment now: study shows 99% in #Teaparty are true humanitarians, geniuses. #sgp #tpp April Fools!
http://24ahead.com/s/bob-menendez plays race card on #immigration: http://peekURL.com/zadtvo8 @Starledger @nj_politics like potted plants.
@thepubliceditor: more Slim edge cases by http://24ahead.com/s/nina-bernstein Her goal: no #immigration enfrcmnt: http://peekURL.com/z8fyz38
#GOP prez contender Gary Johnson supposedly said Social Security and Medicare were mistakes: http://peekURL.com/z39kprk Up with #Teaparty!
Great new song from @BritneySpears: http://peekurl.com/v45l7t4 (Not April Fools)
HuffPost adds fake @JaneaneGarofal to list of http://twitter.com/huffingtonpost/progressives-democrats Real JFo: doing 30 in Sybil Brand.
#Arizona governor Brewer might send National Guard to border; feds "just don't even respond" to request for help: http://peekURL.com/zvixgip
BTW: for those who don't know anything about climbing, the background is me doing an extremely difficult 5.15d move.
#Teaparty for Smarties: defend @StevePoizner against @Whitman2010 due to her support for amnesty: http://24ahead.com/n/9880 #sgp #tpp #tcot
#GOP cancels all Young Eagle events pending review: http://peekURL.com/zv13nyu Featured dancers across U.S. upset, troubled by the news.
http://24ahead.com/s/nina-bernstein of @NYTimes still fighting our immigration laws, one joint at a time: http://peekURL.com/z75rj49
If I don't pass 500 followers by sundown, I'm keeping this as the background image.
No one is more excited than me that @timpawlenty is holding a Facebook townhall tonight, and I'm not excited at all.
What @BrainTerminal won't tell you: #teaparty is far worse than the peace protests: http://24ahead.com/n/9883 #sgp #tpp #glennbeck #tcot #p2
#Teaparty Patriot (n.): A sunshine patriot; someone who loses their voice the first eight years of each century. #sgp #glennbeck #tpp #tcot
#Teaparty for Smarties: get smart *lawyer* to "cross-examine" @TeamMcCain on video about http://24ahead.com/s/juan-hernandez #tcot #sgp #tpp

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