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.@fretsward: Memin Pinguin is a different issue from what Trump said. One doesn't excuse the other. Tip: let me do the thinking instead.
"President Trump" = "President Camacho", but quicker. #tcot #gop #ows #sgp #Teaparty
I'm a big #TheStrain fan, but I realize it's a show. #Teaparty are big Trump fans, but don't realize it's a show. #tcot #gop #ows #sgp
.@MiaMaestro: Eph threw dishes of ebola, whooping cough, malaria, etc. at the wall. Are you sure he's from the #CDC? #NotBuyingIt #TheStrain
Montel Williams - who followed my other account - vehemently speaks out against Trump's McCain comments. #tcot #teaparty #ows #uniteblue
I can totally see #Williamsburg #NYC toughs calling someone a "f*cking immigrant", so I have completely bought the story! #NYMag #derp
.@teamcaroline: when your #NYMag immigrant beating story turns out to be false, will you post an update? #NYC
Good news: ultra-annoying #Rush fan Jennifer Morrow is still on #Jeopardy, has not yet gone Galt. #uniteblue #teaparty #tcot #gop #ows
If only all #California was like #Modoc County, Tim Donnelly would be governor today. #idiocracy #teaparty #tcot #gop #CAGOP
I seem to always choose the dumbest, craziest side for my battles: #NoAmnesty, anti- #SB128, anti- #TPP, etc.
.@DownSynAdvocacy @ShawnHubler: #SB128 will come back as a very-hard-to-beat initiative. That could have been prevented, ask me for details.
.@stopsb128: fighting an initiative could mean Wayne Johnson Agency skims millions more. Good for them, bad for #California. #tcot #sgp
.@stopsb128: what you should do is ponder why anti- #SB128 leaders thought it was a good idea to ensure it comes back as an initiative.
Apparently, no one besides me pointed out to Tim Donnelly that #California isn't a #Teaparty state. #tcot #ows #uniteblue #gop #cagop
How dumb is #Teaparty? @timdonnellyshow is not at all the dumbest Teapartier. Ponder that. #tcot #ows #uniteblue #gop #cagop
.@comebackzack: audio of @NeelKashkari smearing me on the radio rather than answering my policy questions: http://24ahead.com/n/12056 #CAGOP
History: in the 1800s, #teaparty valiantly created hundreds of workhouses for indigent children. #tcot #ows #uniteblue #gop
Fact: in the 1800s, #teaparty valiantly fought for the rights of children to work as many hours as they wanted. #tcot #ows #uniteblue #gop
History: In the 1800s, #teaparty valiantly fought to add the "caps lock" feature to the "type-writer": http://24ahead.com/n/10120 #tcot #ows
Fact: in 1984, teaparty valiantly formed the Citizens for Union Carbide Liberty Committee. #Teaparty #tcot #gop #ows #uniteblue
.@CalRWinn: in Jan & Sep 2014 I told you how to make @Reince back away from amnesty. Do you recall why you decided not to help do that?
A smart & sane opposition could have stopped amnesty & Obama's other agenda items. Instead, we got the loud, destructive, idiotic #Teaparty.
Want proof that #Teaparty idiocy *helps* Obama etc.? Just look at all the things Obama has been able to do. #tcot #idiocracy #ows #sgp
.@RedNationRising: in Nov, I sent you a plan that would have stopped amnesty. Do you recall why you decided not to help stop amnesty?
.@msdianesolomon: I've been opposing McCain on immigration for years: http://24ahead.com/s/john-mccain But, Trump fanatics are "crazies".
.@markconard: that The Atlantic post might make you think Graham wants internment camps, when he said nothing about that. Don't obe fooled.
Fact: in the 1930s, #Teaparty fought for free trade, winning highest honors from IG Farben & Mitsubishi! #tcot #gop #ows #uniteblue
.@RichardOBarry: in 2005, #Teaparty valiantly helped Japan deploy new battleships to defend against whales: http://24ahead.com/n/10120
We could have had @lizziebofficial & @miamaestro deciding to jello fight or something. Instead, we get Vasily Fet's ass. #TheStrain #ows
.@lorizellmill: has everything Trump said been true? Are there other ways he could have said things that would have been better?
OK, now we get to the part where they think goalie masks will stop stingers. #CDC #idiocracy #TheStrain #hockey #EphTrophy
OK, what exactly was the point of that? #CDC #idiocracy #TheStrain
Eph is throwing vials of the world's deadliest diseases at the wall. #CDC #idiocracy #TheStrain
RT @adinaverson tonight, your favorite romanian cripple returns! // That's a little cold.
When you have a sword & someone asks about your hitherto secret Nazi past, take off running through "Vienna". #TheStrain #GOP
"How to Explain to Your Annoying Replacement Son That You're Conducting Live Human Experiments". #TheStrain #ows
Skinny-dipping in a known strigoi hangout would not seem to be wise. #TheStrain #ows
The odds of continually going into hand-to-stinger combat would seem to be against one. #TheStrain #ows
.@AnthonyMBarr: what do you think of the @JonathanMerritt post at The Atlantic where he lies to his readers about what Graham said? #tcot
Under #Teaparty rule, we'd have no CDC to fight The Master. OTOH, we'd have no EPA so the pollution would kill the strigoi. #TheStrain #ows
And Eph didn't even have to say, "You can believe me, I'm from the CDC!" #TheStrain #teaparty #communism
Apparently The Master kept Marilyn Manson around because that's the type of stuff he likes. #TheStrain
Read all about Janeane Garofalo, America's Sweetheart: http://boreamerica.com/archives/janeane/ #tcot #teaparty #ows #uniteblue
Did you know? Janeane Garofalo got a breast reduction: http://peekURL.com/zwNjW2Y #tcot #teaparty #ows #uniteblue
Janeane Garofalo was conservative, but got "turned" at Providence College in Rhode Island. #Quahog #tcot #teaparty #ows #uniteblue
.@neginfarsad: if a Christian militia in Idaho did ISIS-like things, what would happen?
.@neginfarsad: great get on the Janeane Garofalo interview. Did you set up in the WalMart break room? How much did she pay you?
.@DShulman_ESPN: I hiked uphill in the middle of a thunderstorm at 13,000' (to get away from the thunderstorm). Play the game or fry trying.
RT @DShulman_ESPN The tarp is on the field in Anaheim. This is not a drill.
.@mikewaltercctv: if you were a real reporter, you'd follow the money on @JoseIsWriting. What has he received from Zuckerberg & @SParker?
.@mikewaltercctv: DefineAmerican - aka @JoseIsWriting - has a series of links to big money in SiliconValley, which wants more immigration.
.@mikewaltercctv: idea that only the negative side of illegal aliens is presented is ludicrous in light of http://24ahead.com/s/piipp etc.
.@mikewaltercctv: your @FullFrameCCTV pro-illegal immigration propaganda piece was as deceptive as I'd expect from #PBS. #tcot #ows
.@KevinMKruse: in the Franklin Graham post, @JonathanMerritt lies. JM implies FG wanted internment camps when that's not the case. #tcot
.@asymmetricinfo explains being a traitor to her region: http://peekURL.com/zVGPDAQ #tcot #uniteblue #libertarian #teaparty #ows #RustBelt
Did you know? It was #libertarian icon "Jane Galt" - aka @asymmetricinfo - who got #TheAtlantic to hire Ta-Nehisi Coates. #tcot #uniteblue
"An Evening With Ta-Nehisi Coates" + something about getting 10 root canals in one day = comedy gold. #ows #tcot #teaparty #uniteblue
The Atlantic: "An Evening With Ta-Nehisi Coates / A crowd of 600 filled Union Baptist Church in Baltimore to hear the author". #DIYJokeKit
Fan of Donald Trump? Watch these Marine Le Pen videos & compare how she does things to him: http://imref.com/JMst9 #teaparty #tcot #sgp #gop
If you're a Trump apologist, you have to defend not only his false/inflammatory comments from before, but whatever he said about McCain.
.@trueadolfhitler: und Sie auch? Would you consider being a Hillary Clinton superfan, promoting her wherever and whenever you can?
.@donttrythis: Hillary isn't a lock on the nom. Would you consider being her superfan, promoting her wherever and whenever you can?
.@GielAvenue: want to change things? Use leverage to get Trump to use arguments like http://24ahead.com/s/false-compassion instead. #tcot
.@GielAvenue: Trump's pride & desire to appeal to #Teaparty mouthbreathers means he can't admit he said wrong thing. Hurts him & USA. #tcot
.@ericmetaxas: Trump admitting he was wrong & using my better arguments would make him a COMMIE to #Teaparty mouthbreathers. #tcot #gop
.@ZaidJilani: also, congrats on tying @GayPundit in the smarts lottery: http://24ahead.com/n/9139 #BernieSanders #Sanders #ows #uniteblue
.@ZaidJilani: congrats on tying @Instapundit in the smarts lottery: http://24ahead.com/n/8948 #BernieSanders #Sanders #ows #uniteblue #tcot
MT @ZaidJilani 6,000 people have signed up to see Bernie Sanders in the well-known left/hippy hotbed of Dallas, Texas// 0.1% of #DFW pop!
#Teaparty has no "delayed smarts & bravery" feature: they'll never wise up and they'll never show any integrity. #tcot #DonaldTrump #ows
But, at least now know that, given extraordinary enough circumstances, Coulter has a "delayed smarts & bravery" feature. #tcot #DonaldTrump
What Coulter now says about Trump's comments is at least better than #Teaparty. They don't have a "delayed smarts & bravery" feature. #tcot
#Teaparty for last month: Trump spoke complete truth, anyone who disagrees is a COMMIE. Coulter today: Trump "misspoke in 3 seconds". #tcot
Obama wants #Teaparty to be lulled into thinking we beat #Cuba communists, so they won't hear the #FEMATrains. #USAvsCUB #USMNT #GOP
Obama's ChiCom handlers told him to get #Cuba to throw the game, in order to lull #Teaparty patriots into complacency. #USAvsCUB #USMNT #GOP
#USA is taking it to #Cuba. It's all according to Obama's communist Marxist plans. #USAvsCUB #USMNT #tcot #gop #ows #uniteblue
.@abc7dallas: how about this wild, weird summer rain! I'd ask when it's going to stop, except we need it!
.@AnnCoulter: who are you & #Teaparty cheering for in #USAvsCUB? #USA, #Cuba, or neither? #USMNT #tcot #gop #ows #uniteblue
MT @AnnCoulter Trump was being flip and misspoke in 3 seconds... // If only she & #Teaparty had said that weeks ago. Now it's too late. #gop
♬ Preview of the Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour: http://peekURL.com/vPjKCa8 #MusicFriday #NowPlaying #jeopardy #libertarian #teaparty #ows
I'm able to process most things about Jessica Mendoza except the width of her shoulders & her biceps. Other than that, she gets my #Espy.
Libertarian vision would end governments bootstomping someone's face over and over. Instead, princes & liegelords would do that. #tcot #ows
#Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour is a joke I made up. They only play where taxes prevent them from being lunch. #libertarian #jeopardy #tcot
Or just show up with more weapons than us! The #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour plays by jungle rules! #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy
The #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour also accepts drugs, body parts, & dinars! #liberty #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush #Chad
Buy your tickets for the #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour now, with dollars or bitcoin! #liberty #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush
The #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour ends in the Somalia Disputed Zone!!!! #liberty #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush
Finally, the #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour visits the Shangri-La of objectivists... #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush #Chad
The #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour then stops in Chad! Hot N'Djamena summer nights! #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush #CAR
The #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour then rolls through the Central African Republic! #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush #CAR
First stop in the 2015 #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour is Sudan. It's always sunny in Khartoum! #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush
The other guy is Alex Lifeson. I deeply apologize to all my objectivist followers. #libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy #Rush
Announcing the 2015 #Rush "Warlords of Liberty" tour! Geddy • Neil • Ayn • the other guy!
#libertarian #teaparty #ows #jeopardy
MT @BobbieDooley [ICYMI], Homer Simpson, star of TV's 'The Simpsons', was found bludgeoned inside his Lake Sherwood home earlier today
.@willyblackmore: hey Willy. What juliacarriew wants on #immigration is ultimately the same thing USChamber, WalMart, & Tyson Foods want.
.@kateconger: hi Kate. Wouldn't what juliacarriew wants on #immigration result in the same thing USChamber, WalMart, & Tyson Foods want?
.@adamjohnsonNYC: how would the @juliacarriew #immigration impact be any different from what USChamber, WalMart, & Tyson Foods want?
And, another thing. Why didn't they just outlaw curtains? #TheStrain
.@southbronxirish: @AnnCoulter could have helped stop amnesty if she'd really wanted to. She refused. Demand she does things, not just talk.
.@Jesse_sDad: well, what do you do day to day to stop amnesty? If it works maybe I'll do it too. @LettyNTX
.@KingJames: I'm making a video about heightism. Would you care to make a cameo with "I have privilege" written across your face? #uniteblue