"Where am I?" "Maj. Trump, you've been in a coma for 3 weeks" "My men!?!?" "Most are OK. Only a few fell to sciatica" "I have to go back!!!" "You can't, Charlie made sure of that at the 'Hilton'" "What do I have, doc?" "Bone spurs, the worse cast we've ever seen" #MAGA #resist