December 11, 2007

I'm switching to Huckabee! Catch THE HUCKABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's odd how even the mention of the name "Mike Huckabee" on a blog or similar will trigger an avalanche of glassier-eyed-than-many-Ron-Paul supporters ready to leave generic comments. Whether these are from real supporters or those who are paid to be the same, many of them have the same tenor. They're also quite busy at voting down comments that might reveal the truth.

For an example of the latter, see my -6 Diggs comment here.

For a prime example of the former, see the comment here:

For those of you that like to critize and take easy cheap shots at other people instead of looking for positive things to bring the nation up, you should first take the log out of your eye before trying to take the stick out of others.

That's from Matthew 7:3-5.

Americans want to experience positive change, they do not want to listen to mean spirited comments that only create division in America not unity. Those who critize are only running on ice, spining their wheels like a locomotive, but not going anywhere. It's time to hang up those old shoes of critism, and change to the positive, optimistic shoes that will bring happiness to all Americans.

Couldn't he have stuck to the wood-related metaphors? I'm getting confused.

Mike Huckabee is authentic, trustworthy, caring and humble. That's why his poll numbers are skyrocketing up at supersonic speeds. THE HUCKABOOM!!!!!!

NASA we have lift off, "One small step for Mike Huckabee and one giant leap for America."

It would be bad taste to even mention something about leaving the black Nikes at home, so I won't say anything about that.

Posted to Politics at December 11, 2007 04:49 PM