The Los Angeles Times has released several cost-saving measures they'll be undergoing to deal with declining circulation:
* Patt Morrisson will auction past hats off on eBay (wait, it gets better).
* Their "Reader's Rep" will be replaced with an email address that no one reads.
* Selected stories about celebrities will be outsourced to those celebrities' publicists.
* Something about wikis replacing their current blogs or something. Maybe Michael Kinsley has some ideas.
* The City Hall beat will be written by Tony Villar's office.
* All stories about protests will be outsourced to ANSWER.
* All stories about immigration will be outsourced to the Los Angeles Mexican consulate.
There, that ought to do it.
BOY AM I EMBARRASSED UPDATE: I just realized that the date on the LAT's press release announcing the changes was September 6, 1997, not 2007.
WackyHumor · Thu, 09/06/2007 - 12:17 · · Importance: 1
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