January 30, 2007

Rudy Giuliani and his super-tough, Tancredo-like immigration plan

Kathryn Jean Lopez ("KLo") at The Corner is apparently a supporter of Rudy Giuliani, someone whose immigration views are probably similar to those of George Bush.

She says:

A friend of mine ["the rare pro-life, Hollywood hawk"] was at a fundraiser for [Rudy Julliani] in Los Angeles last night ["sponsored by Bill Simon"]...

...[Rudy Juliani] did an immigration bit that was "to the right of everyone else except maybe Tancredo. He talked about immigration in terms of national security. He said we needed to revamp our entire system so that we can get good people. He also said that if the twelve million already here expected to get any type of citizenship they would have to prove that they could read, write, and speak English."

Nobody expects an exam! Those illegal aliens thought they could come here and get away scot-free, but Rudy's got something else in mind! His fiendishly diabolical plan is to administer a... test! But, not just any test... an English proficiency test! Then - and only then - will Rudy give them their citizenship. BWAH HAH HAH HAH!

Rudy's fiendish plan will surely deter the millions of prospective illegal aliens who'll come here for the next amnesty! They will not dare breach our defenses for fear of having to sit a minor proficiency exam! Rudy is truly a great genius and the thinker of our time!

Posted to Politics at January 30, 2007 01:59 PM

Comments

Rudy is truly a great genius and the thinker of our time!

Not only that, he's the likely Republican nominee in '08, and could be the first President with a lisp; what an inspiring story that would be.

Posted by: eh at January 30, 2007 07:39 PM

English test, huh? Exactly what John Edwards recently said. Looks like ‘learning English’ will be many candidates’ sugar coating to the amnesty pill the majority of Americans find bitter. In test marketing it must go over better than pay a fine (AKA citizenship for sale—cheap!).

Posted by: Amanda at February 6, 2007 02:36 AM