November 05, 2006

Democrats to announce "Three Point Pledge With America"

During a live TV broadcast Monday evening, Hillary Clinton, Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, and Harry Reid will be announcing the Democratic Party's new "Three Point Pledge With America":

Point 1: Every week, a new gay congressman or pastor will be out'ed! Working closely with all the major supermarket tabloids, the Democrats will make sure that America gets the truth, the whole truth, and all the juicy details!

Point 2: To save money, the Democrats will outsource legislative decisions to Mexican lawmakers. There are still some laws that Americans won't write, and the Democrats are going to fix that.

Point 3: Nancy Pelosi for President.

Posted to WackyHumor at November 5, 2006 12:30 PM

Comments

THIS BITCH Is a fine tool. the pledge is to her real owners and the three point are as follows

1. remove civil and human rights
2. race right above all others
3. keep power and do many waco's as you can each day.

the untold one is to help bin laden and the drug dealers in mexico city, but we all know that don't we?

Posted by: Fred Dawes at November 6, 2006 10:02 AM

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