Kafka-Wiener race down to wire

From this:

Lydia Wiener is running under the Republican ticket for the job of state representative, 8th Norfolk District. When asked what drove her to make this choice Wiener says it all began with the vote on immigration by current incumbent state Rep. Louis Kafka, D-Stoughton.

Could you please make your own joke in comments? Feel free to insert as many literary allusions as possible, since someone from the GOP or the Democratic Party or even the MSM might accidentally stumble across this blog and I want them to think this is a classy site. Thanks.

WackyHumor · Sat, 10/21/2006 - 05:59 · · Importance: 1

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Could you please make your own joke in comments?

Kafka is the incumbent, so if Wiener wins there will have been a 'wienermorphosis' in that district. How weird: a Wiener win could actually be kafkaesque.

And who knows, Wiener might even hot-dog it at the victory party.

Posted by: eh at Oct 22, 2006 10:55 PM

Very good, Pat, I sure can't top that one! I bet Wiener wants to crush Kafka like a bug!

Posted by: dchamil at Oct 22, 2006 4:41 AM

wiener one of a kind, she must be into her ideals if she knows what a real idea is?

Posted by: Fred Dawes at Oct 21, 2006 8:57 AM

I guess Wiener went through quite a metamorphosis when she heard how Kafka voted!

Posted by: Pat at Oct 21, 2006 8:33 AM

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