FBI discovers $2.2 million in stolen loot in Lagos, Nigeria

Dear esteemed reader:

The daily dispatches have gleefully reported the bright news that the United States FBI has recovered $2.2 million in stolen loot obtained through the provenances of Internet fraud. in Lagos, Nigeria. That sum is Three Hundred and Nineteen Million Nigerian Dollars (N$319).

The FBI, however, has trouble finding out who this money belongs to due to the scurilous nature of the transactions involved. Therefore, I ask you, the reader, for your help to disburse this money. We are informed that they need a victim to step forward as having been the person from whom these goods were obtained.

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Yours,

Mobutu Sese Sese

WackyHumor · Fri, 02/24/2006 - 03:30 · · Importance: 1


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