[Important updates below]

Yes, you might have seen that in one of "those" movies, but Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Renee Thomas and Angela Kaethley appear to have actually put those silver-screen lessons to the test. In fact, those waiting in line noticed the reason for the holdup was that the two girls were going at it in a stall. They were also reportedly very drunk. And, Thomas gave the name and ID of another member of the squad, so she might face charges for that.

Sexy-albeit-large-honkered Angela Keathley is a sexy, sexy registered nurse. Her favorite quote? "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."

And, when not getting down in bar bathrooms, Renee is trying to - believe it or don't - obtain a doctorate degree in dental surgery. She also likes dancing, motocross, and NASCAR. And, the "Most Important Thing In Life" is: "Live every moment to the fullest and love like you'll never be hurt."

(Those are from their official bios, but the Panthers appear to have taken that whole section down.)

UPDATE: The Panthers have put the page back up - and thrown Renee and Angela down the Memory Hole! It's like they never existed. Except, TSG had the foresight to save off their bios from which I got the above quotes.

UPDATE 2: Sign the petition asking the Panthers to keep Renee and Angela on the team, and tell your friends to sign it too!

UPDATE 3: Unfortunately, the petition isn't getting the support these fine ladies deserve. Please tell your friends and ask them to sign. Support Cheerleader Rights! And, the PantherFanz weigh in with an editorial. Penthouse is, as could be expected, trying to cash in.