How to rank really high for worthless terms

If you go to G00g|e and search for $pr|nger rad|o (as in Jerry $pr|nger, of course: replace $ and | with letters), you'll find that another Lonewacko project, BoreAmerica.com is currently #6. Wow, I've finally made the Big Time. Except, as I discuss in "Jerry Springer radio career questioned", it's a pretty worthless distinction as out of about 35,000 searches for his name in April, just 200 were for that term. Plus, although it seems to be changing, G00g|e seems to first link to the terms on the front page of that site, then as they disappear from the front page it links to the individual entries but it only does so at a lower position in the SERPs.