"Chirac counts on jungle tribes to swing EU vote"

From The London Times:

Among the Wayampi Indians it is not uncommon for children to give birth at 10 and become grandparents in their twenties. They hunt and fish in red loincloths. Their favourite food is smoked alligator.

...1.4m voters [from "the impressive French portfolio of dominions around the globe from the Pacific to the Amazon jungle"] could swing the result in the closely fought May 29 French referendum on the European Union’s constitution and determine the future of Europe, not to mention influence the timing of Tony Blair's departure from No 10.

The Wayampi do not know him but excitement was building last week at the prospect of playing their part in the politics of the palan isi lena, or the "land of the white man", as Europe is known.

Many speak only rudimentary French and have little understanding of qualified majority voting, but an election is always a welcome occasion for a gathering in this alligator-infested corner of French Guiana in South America...

Miscellania · Sun, 05/22/2005 - 10:58 · · Importance: 1

Comments

Hilarious.

But it's a good indication of how unscrupulous some politicians can be when votes are at stake.

Posted by: eh at May 23, 2005 1:34 AM

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