Coming soon to the Drudge Report:
A package of sauerkraut at an Air Force base in South Korea set off chemical weapons detectors, forcing closure of a post office and shopping center at the base. The sauerkraut was determined to be no more a danger than sauerkraut normally is, and was no doubt quickly consumed by famished flyboys.
Details here.
WackyHumor · Sun, 05/15/2005 - 14:13 · Importance: 1