Breaking: Wendy's chili finger owner ID'ed

Breaking hard non-exclusive: San Jose police have located the owner of the finger that was found in the chili at Wendy's. The owner is an associate of Anna Ayala's husband. Ayala found the finger, and is currently under arrest.

Developing... Must not credit The Lonewacko Blog... Must credit AP or SJ Merc for their fine reportage...

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