"On April 29, we'll be waiting for her outside Jay Leno's 'Tonight Show' studios at 4 pm with a 30-foot inflatable beaver with a banner saying, 'Fur -- Leave it to Beaver.' We'll have a massive protest at the L.A. premiere of 'Monster-In-Law' with posters showing Lopez in pelts and the logo of the movie adapted to read 'Monster-in-Fur.'Previously in PETA coverage: "It was horrible. There were fake chicken feathers everywhere." And, who can forget the classic "Checking in with... Lisa Franzetta of PETA".
"We'll also be at the Atlanta premiere she's supposed to attend with Jane Fonda on May 5. Maybe Jane can inform the apathetic fur hag what a protest is. She sure is keeping our interns busy! She's providing us with endless opportunities to show what happens when a star so thoughtlessly pushes such a violent industry."
Miscellania · Wed, 04/20/2005 - 20:14 · Importance: 1
Dear PETA,
I need your beaver, because I decapitated a friend's beaver (it was a pinata). Please, send me buying information.
Jessica