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Maybe they could teach him to read the warning label.
Posted by: eh at Apr 19, 2005 10:45 AM
Why do the net-wide repetitions of this article seem to all say "...Chimp tries to kick habit..."?
The chimp is not "trying" anything of the sort. His human keepers are cutting him off cold-turkey. In a day or two I bet the furry guy will be homicidal. And hurting, big-time.
But...the poor little fuck will probably have better luck quiting than most humans. We - for the most part - don't have keepers (except for the Smoke Gestapo in various cities) to enforce the no-smoking rule.
Posted by: Cheese_tensor at Apr 18, 2005 3:54 PM