OPRAH'S COMING TO TOWN...CAN YOU HOOK ME UP?

Spotted on Craigslist:

That's right...Oprah is coming to Hollywood next week. I've been trying to connect with her...it's been very difficult as you can imagine.

I have something which can help a large percentage of the women in the world, but it's alternative, and people aren't listening, yet.

You don't have to actually hook me up with Oprah, I know that's a tall order! But how about one of her people?...certainly she has a gang of producers, directors, publicists, etc. in her caravan. I only need 5 minutes with someone who has direct contact with oprah.

How would you like to help humanity and make a few bucks at the same time?
Get me an appointment, I'll pay you $100.00 for your effort. If I actually appear on the show, and it's televised, there's another $1000.00 in it for you.

Really, you'll be doing more for humanity than you'll ever know (beyond the scope of the benefits you'll see on the surface).

If you can't hook me up, maybe you'd be nice enough to share any information you might have with me...such as, rehearsal times, where she's staying? anything.

Thank you and many blessings to all who read this.

WackyHumor · Fri, 02/11/2005 - 20:55 · · Importance: 1