January 28, 2005

I just ducked into a church to get out of the rain...

What happened? It feels like there's a hood over my face...

I can't move. It feels like I'm tied down... I also feel a draft all over... Why the hell am I naked and tied down?

Don't panic, let's figure this out... It started raining so I ducked into a church to get out of the rain. I smelled the incense, then a nice older lady give me a cup of tea...

Then, I blacked out. I still smell the incense, so I'm probably still in the church...

But, why the hell am I tied down? Why is there a mask over my face?

What's that sound? It sounds like light slapping sounds, like people are putting their palms down on pews or something...

Now, someone's walking towards me... What do you want? Who the hell are you? No answer, I guess I'll just have to wait and see...

Now, the mask is being lifted off...

OH MY GOD.

Posted to WackyHumor at January 28, 2005 08:28 PM

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