Jackie Johnson pictures galore!

KCAL weather gal Jackie Johnson in her pajamas

The above picture of Jackie Johnson - currently weathergal for KCAL 9 TV - appears on the site for the Paul & Young Ron morning show on 94.9 ZETA ("new rock alternative") in Miami. Do I have to tell you just how bad that probably is? I'm sure you have the sounds of generic gonzo ("The Indestructible Intern", "Pumpkin Smash", "ZETA listeners then tried to impress Johnny [Knoxville] by during Jackass stunts of their own for Halloweenie Roast tickets" - their gags probably come delivered in a plain cardboard box marked with nothing but 'Morning Show') running through your head right now. Instead, concentrate on weather forecaster Jackie Johnson's munificent talents as pictured in the pic above as well as those here.

UPDATE: Here's another picture of KCAL's weathergal Jackie Johnson.

UPDATE 2: Apparently Zeta has switched formats. The original picture location has disappeared.

WackyHumor · Mon, 01/03/2005 - 22:06 · · Importance: 1

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all jackie johnson lovers add me on msn, yes i want to also fuck jackie johnson. she has the most perfect body with those big tits. she needs a good fuck and she needs to show it to everyone.

Posted by: david at Jan 6, 2007 11:42 PM

I would love to fuck Jackie Johnson. I bet she is horny now. I can see my dick in her pussy and she screams her lungs out. She keeps calling me daddy and she starts begging for some cum. Her face would be full of cum and then I would fuck her again and again and again. Then I would shoot cum all over her big tits and then fuck her a few more times.

Posted by: Kalan at Dec 17, 2006 12:22 AM

MEN!!!
I can't believe this.
Anyway, I'd like to know if Jackie has relatives (aunt/uncle,mother/father,etc.)who have lived in Hawaii...circa 1970-74. Thank you for your time. JR

Posted by: JRRJR at Oct 30, 2006 8:17 PM

I'd like to spank the monkey and spew all over those huge titties

Posted by: Hewood Jablome at Oct 13, 2006 8:05 PM

I laughed my ass off at this. She is gorgeous. I thought I was the only one who noticed. My chick said "she's not THAT pretty"! Then I fantasized about the two of them together. It was fantastic!!

Posted by: myspace.com/alexperezandtherisingtide at Sep 6, 2006 11:43 PM

Bunch of Losers on here.

Posted by: z at Aug 7, 2006 10:34 PM

i would love to cum all over her face

Posted by: 123 at Jun 8, 2006 11:51 PM

Jackie needs a nose job. She's not all that great in the face. I've seen better tight bodies. OHHH weather girl, big fucking deal.

Posted by: weatherbyotch at Apr 18, 2006 1:03 AM

jackie johnson is so damn hot and jack off to her all the time. would love to cum on her face

Posted by: B at Apr 5, 2006 11:40 PM

i would love to bang her hard and cum all over her face.

Posted by: B at Mar 28, 2006 10:11 PM

PLEASE, STOP WTIH THESE SICK COMMENTS. SHE'S TAKEN ALREADY. SHE'S MY WIFE OKAY SO HAND'S OFF JERKOFFS!

Posted by: JACK JOHNSON at Feb 18, 2006 2:10 PM

I'd like to lick her clitoris

Posted by: horny at Jan 5, 2006 6:04 PM

She's so fine, I'd eat the corn out of her shit.

Posted by: Luridguy at Jan 4, 2006 9:49 PM

Jackie is stupid, bleached blonde airhead. She's not even a real weather person. Just a playboy slut trying to make it on t.v.
Most horny bastards don't even listen to the weather when she's on. I think she's hispanic or something, trying to be white. And it's so irritating when she smacks her teeth all the time she makes a comments. Stupid bitch needs to go!!

Posted by: Ray at Jan 2, 2006 8:55 PM

Love to see those titties and tight body. They are so nice--I bet with nice hard nipples too.

Posted by: rob at Dec 17, 2005 6:41 AM

I would love to lick that body from toes to her face. I will stop at her pussy and lick it up and down the wet slit and her asshole too.Then Jackie licks my balls and sucks my cock before I fuck her wet pussy as I suck her nipples and squeeze those big titties. Then, finally sliding my hard cock in her asshole--fucking it hard and deep. Cumming in her poophole and jacking the rest on her asscheeks.

Posted by: big jim at Dec 16, 2005 10:03 PM

http://JackieJohnsonWeather.com

This Domain name is listed for sale when you click on it.

Posted by: jjim at Dec 13, 2005 12:35 AM

I agree that Jackie is hot. She has a great killer body with nice big titties,even if they are fake. She does a great job on the weathercast. I would love to see that body naked.

Posted by: james at Dec 1, 2005 12:47 PM

I would love to see her in some nice tight pink panties laying on my bed with her shirt off. I bet shes kinky in the sack.

Posted by: zink at Nov 30, 2005 11:02 PM

I would love to have her naked on my bed waiting for me to come home every night. She looks like the type that is naughty in the bedroom. I wonder if any guy from K-CAL got a chance to stick their hot-dog into her buns yet. Hope not...I want her to stay nice and tight.

Posted by: Big AL at Nov 29, 2005 2:27 PM

HI

Posted by: PAPA at Nov 16, 2005 7:42 PM

I only turn on my T.V to wactch Jackie's weathercast every night in her tight skirts and to see those boobs giggle like a jelly.......I would like to eat her raw.............I would do anything to PLEASE Jackie.............SERIOUSLY. Jackie you make me so hot and bothered everynight. YOu have the most amazing BODY!!!! Its so PERFECT.

Posted by: Jackie's Hardcore Lover at Nov 11, 2005 5:01 PM

me want to make baby with her.

Posted by: JoJo Johnson at Nov 2, 2005 9:36 PM

I call her "Boom-Boom Johnson" and the name seems to fit as tight as her sweaters. The problem with watching Boom-Boom is that I often realize I missed hearing the weather forecast....!

Posted by: truckee at Oct 21, 2005 7:32 PM

jackie's beut on teli!
boobs move like jelly!
so tight a belly!
ass to die for, but please "no smelly"!
grace across plasma 16:9 in fully!
wish i'd had that beut on my willy!
no really!

Posted by: FBI at Oct 16, 2005 12:34 AM

I would so lick her asshole.

Posted by: RHG at Oct 11, 2005 12:11 PM

I like Jackie's weather reports because she gives them a creative, friendly, fun yet professional air. I really think she does know far more than that role allows her time to do on air...and yes she is extremely beautiful to watch...But come on, she is a woman and not some slutty object.....I could only dream of having someone that great in my life.....

Posted by: DCL at Oct 7, 2005 6:20 PM

both jillian and jackie worked for the same station, some 10 years apart, but that is pretty much what this station is about. we have another hot piece of ass doing the weather, she replaced jackie :P from what i knew, she (jackie) was (maybe still is though I doubt it) dating former nfl punter john kidd (much older than her....:()

Posted by: ATF at Sep 17, 2005 10:50 PM

Jackie is very good looking, and a welcome sight for sore eyes for men in L.A. I wonder who she is dating now..a celebrity or just an ordinary guy? The TV stations seem to be seeking Playboy bunny types for weather girls. Forget about Dallas Raines or someone who really knows the weather..we want chicks with big boobs to do the weather! What's up with that?

Posted by: Jon Morris at Sep 11, 2005 9:55 AM

this chick just blows away that other weather chick jillian, she is the dorkiest person ive ever seen and i think she started in florida also, i think their cloning them down there to brainwash us guys and take over the world. you didnt see this much fine rump on the news just a few years ago!!

Posted by: FBI at Sep 1, 2005 12:29 AM

This slut is showing the world her camel toe and fake tits. I for one know hugh hefner will be tapping her @ss when he is 80 this year 2006. That's right she will have old wrinkly balls on her chin to highlight her career.

Posted by: TEAMGOD at Aug 21, 2005 7:57 PM

Jackie you are super Hot . Kcal 9 news at 10 after the weather, I sleep so good.

Posted by: Big D at Aug 17, 2005 10:34 PM

WOW okay so Wackie Johnson has a great body - big whoop, so could your girlfriend if you paid for it! And as far as SMART, well I get stuck watching her every night cause some lame ass guy has a boner for her, and I havent heard her say ANYTHING intelligent. She is probably afraid to talk alot since all she can thing of is what is between her legs...As far as the mug, whats up with that face? BAG THAT FACE... again we are left with a chick who has a great body and knows how to keep her mouth shut to keep from looking stupid on TV...guess you guys are partially right, she has the male news watching population DUPED...guess she is smart after all, huh?

Posted by: Anonymous at Aug 8, 2005 3:04 PM

I have had dreams about this girl since I first saw her on tv. This girl is why i love the weather forcast. But as hot as she is, I think she is one smart girl, I mean it when i say it. Now back to the original subject, I agree with Jack on the if Jackie were to do Playboy thing, I would buy it as soon as it hits the stands. I mean look at her, she is the symbol of sex appeal just waiting to get out and show the world in all her glory! And one more thing I like many other guys who have or had seen Jackie Johnson before would like to have one night of unbelievable sex with her. God Bless Jackie and lets cross our fingers and hope she does decide to do the whole Playboy thing.

Posted by: Henry at Jul 10, 2005 1:44 AM

when i was watching the local news here in la... i couldn't believe that this weather lady looked just like my gf! except jackie's a bit bigger and my gf looks little younger in the face but damn they look alike!

Posted by: pst at Jul 5, 2005 11:40 PM

*Shakes head in disgrace* You guys are so sad, you can't even see a beautiful woman for who she is.

Posted by: Tabby at Jul 5, 2005 10:25 PM

Why are you so obsessed with Jackie's body? She has a sweet personality and a beautiful smile. She is also a very intelligent weather person. She doesn't try to make stupid jokes like those on the other channels. She gives the weather in a sweet, kind, streight forward manner and is truly a professional weather person. Get off your kicks and give her credit for her intelligent and professional presentation of the weather.

Posted by: Eddie at Jun 9, 2005 10:42 AM

Jackie Johnson is the hottest female on tv! period!
She needs to do a spread on playboy or something because let me tell you she has a body for it!
I say forget weather jackie you were made for PORN!
GOD BLESS YOU, and MUCH love from the people of South Fla where your still our number 1 weather girl...

Posted by: Jack at Jun 6, 2005 1:20 PM

ahh jackie damn everytime i see u on tv with those mini skirts ur wear awww baby u look so fuckin good especially those tits mmmmmmmmmi wanna suck on those milky tits and bang the nice pussy and ass of urs awwww jackie

Posted by: el cucuy at Jun 1, 2005 10:18 AM

All of you need to learn how to spell and get a real woman.

Posted by: Brian at May 20, 2005 1:40 PM

IF JACKIE NEEDS A PLACE TO SIT I HAVE A REAL COMFORTABLE FACE

Posted by: MIKE at May 17, 2005 5:07 PM

jackie super hot!!!!

Posted by: carlos at May 5, 2005 10:45 PM

Jackie is the finest girl!!! tits are yummy!!! bury my head into them she has it all...smart polite BEAUTIFUL and HOT!!!!! I would love to have some pics of her emailed to me

Posted by: Jeff at Apr 25, 2005 12:42 PM

I love when the news comes on everynight. When the weather update comes and I see Jackie I start whacking away

Posted by: Chriss at Apr 22, 2005 1:27 PM

Jackie you are sooo HOT!!! Once you have Fast Eddie you'll never go back!

Posted by: Fast Eddie at Mar 24, 2005 6:55 AM

her tits are fake. she's AIGHT.

Posted by: Danny at Mar 14, 2005 7:52 PM

Naked weather site, Jackie links need images

Posted by: jimbo at Mar 13, 2005 2:03 PM

Jackie's rump roast would be some damn good eatin'!

Posted by: steve regis at Feb 21, 2005 9:21 PM

Jackie you're so HOT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Terry at Feb 6, 2005 8:26 PM

Jackie you're so HOT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Terry at Feb 6, 2005 8:25 PM


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