Top candidates to head DHS
Posted Wed, Dec 15, 2004 at 7:32 pm
In reverse order:
#5: Asa Hutchinson
#4: Gil Cedillo
#3: The editorial board of the Wall Street Journal
#2: The U.S. Chamber of Open Borders and Cheap Labor, LLC (A Bermuda Corporation)
#1: Golan Cipel
Now, here's the big question: will the actual choice be any less funny?