That's right Bob. Remember that bag of cash that was stolen from the video poker casino? It got into a river, and beavers tore open the bag and incorporated it into their dam.
Hot damn!
Funny, Bob. How about, "Beaver dam includes stolen casino cash".
No, too wordy.
OK, "Stolen casino cash made into dam by beavers"
That's even worse. Here, try this: "Beavers Weave Stolen Cash Into Dam".
Yeah, that's pretty good. Think Drudge will link to it?
Yes. In fact, he already has.
WackyHumor · Mon, 11/15/2004 - 16:42 · Importance: 1
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