In addition to emails with single-word titles ("blork" "upsala"), I'm now getting spam with titles in Russian and - believe it or not - Latin. Could the caesars of old imagine that their language would be used to sell penis pills and mortgage ripoffs?

And, the latest US Bank emergency notice suggests "AFTER SUBMITTING, PLEASE DONOT ACCESS YOUR ONLINE BANKING ACCOUNT FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS UNTIL THE VERIFICATION PROCESS ENDS."

Okalydokaly.