"Leash Gal's Sex Pix"

Courtesy of Drudge, here's the scoop from the N.Y. Post (which is not a tabloid, I swear):

Shocking shots of sexcapades involving Pfc. Lynndie England were among the hundreds of X-rated photos and videos from the Abu Ghraib prison scandal shown to lawmakers in a top-secret Capitol conference room yesterday.
"She was having sex with numerous partners. It appeared to be consensual," said a lawmaker who saw the photos.

And, videos showed the disgraced soldier - made notorious in a photo showing her holding a leash looped around an Iraqi prisoner's neck - engaged in graphic sex acts with other soldiers in front of Iraqi prisoners, Pentagon officials told NBC Nightly News.

"Almost everybody was naked all the time," another lawmaker said.

Phwoar.

Lonewacko predicts: 2 years in prison, followed by an appearance in Playboy, followed by a "reunion" tape, followed by rehab, followed by an offer to anchor CNN's nightly news.

I saw Tonya Harding's "honeymoon" tape. Lynndie's tapes probably make Tonya's effort look like an Andrew Blake production. Perhaps if the soundtrack is a loop of 'Dueling Banjoes' it might have some comedy value.

Iraq · Thu, 05/13/2004 - 09:42 · · Importance: 1