Wacky comments! Wacky spam!

First, here's a letter from Liz Taylor:

IN A BRIEF INTRODUCTION,I AM MISS LIZ TAYLOR,SISTER OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR OF LIBERIA,PRESENTLY SEEKING REFUGE IN NIGERIA., I WAS THE FORMER DIRECTOR OF MILITARY LOGISTICS,PLANNING/SUPPLY,TO THE GOVERNMENT OF PRESIDENT,CHARLES TAYLOR. BEFORE THIS INTENSIVE HIT FROM PRESIDENT BUSH,TO OUSTED US FROM OFFICE AND EVEN WITHIN LIBERIA,I AND A COLONEL,SERVING UNDER MINE JURIDICTION,SMUGGLED THIS SUM... CONSIDER TO RELEASE 30%OF THIS TOTAL SUM TO YOU,FOR ANYKIND OF ASSISTANCE YOU MAY BE TO US [etc. etc.]

Next up, let's look at recent comments. There are now two women who think I have Kiefer Sutherland's email address. Look, I just biked past a '24' shoot, I didn't "hang" with "Kief." The latest one even has an email of rosysutherland [AT] hotmail.com.

Last and not by any means least, Ms. Shavonde Johnson just left a 60k comment here. It includes her resume and a long screed about reparations. I'd say it was composed at a public library or homeless shelter in Oakland.

WackyHumor · Mon, 04/26/2004 - 21:36 · · Importance: 1