Autoeroticism, Michael Jackson style

"Hello, is this movie director Kevin Smith?"

"Yes"

"Please hold, I have a call from Michael Jackson"

"What? The King of Pop?"

"Yes, the King of Pop himself has a movie idea for you. Please hold..."

"Hello, this is Michael Jackson, and I have a movie I'd like you to direct."

"Well, OK. What's it about."

"It's a fantasy about me and a special friend of mine. I had a dream about this, and I want to make it into a movie. In the movie, I change into a car, and I get driven around by my little friend."

"That sounds, well, creepy and Freudian."

"Is that a movie director?"

"Er, yes."

WackyHumor · Tue, 03/23/2004 - 13:21 · · Importance: 1

Comments

please dont call that freaky, he said it was a dream and that type of movie would be interesting not creapy, mabye to you because you might be a ordinary person with plane ideas, if you really think that was creapy for a movie which would be interesting for alot of people than i never want to hear what ideas you have because they might suck.

Posted by: melissa at May 14, 2004 8:23 AM

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