Try Canada!

O Canada! A land of constant free-flowing beer, sunshine 350 days a year, and fine liberal policies that will make many U.S. citizens want to - well - just move there!

For all they share economically and culturally, Canada and the United States are increasingly at odds on basic social policies to the point that at least a few discontented Americans are planning to move north and try their neighbors' way of life.

A husband and wife in Minnesota, a college student in Georgia, a young executive in New York. Though each has distinct motives for packing up, they agree the United States is growing too conservative and believe Canada offers a more inclusive, less selfish society...

Eh.

This message was brought to you by the Try Canada Fund. Your contributions will make the U.S. a better place.

I took this idea from someone else, as I did the flag and the bottle. I drew the sun figure all by myself, and I put the picture together.

WackyHumor · Sat, 07/19/2003 - 12:17 · Importance: 1

Tue, 07/29/2003 - 11:50
jay

Finally, their will be family reunions all over Canada! What a joyous time it will be! Remember the hippies that ran north? Course, I was born in 79, so I won't recall that myself.

Sun, 07/20/2003 - 13:04
Sociopathocracy
sociopathocracy.blogspot.com

Let every complaining slob go north to the frozen hellhole run by the Quasi-French. They are weak on crime and strong on benefits for the lazy. I urge all of you to leave the US now. No more crooks, no more welfare. Beautiful!

 
 
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