One of these days, I think Marc Brown is going to start crying live on KABC. What will do it? Having to deliver another "The Bachelor's near death experience, live at 11" or perhaps an Oprah promo?

How many times do I have to tell you? There is no turkish porn here. Nor are there nude pics of Gina Ryder, and I don't have any Paula Abdul naked photos. Please don't feel bad about it. But, while you're here, please feel free to read the rest of my blog.