Alternate Universe Sniper News

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, MD - OCTOBER 25 (AP) - Police today announced the arrest of a suspect in the Beltway Sniper case. He is described as a blond, blue-eyed, white supremacist with known ties to a veritable grab bag of militia, white supremacist, neo-Nazi, and ultra-Christian groups. The suspect, Christopher McChristian, is further described as heavily tattooed, a disgruntled loner, a skinhead, and the owner of guns.

This just in: he's also a pro-life registered Republican with an active NRA membership. Reports that a poster of Charlton Heston was found in the suspect's car remain unconfirmed at press time.

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