Hola, Iroda!
Hola, Kreess!
How's the tour going?
Just great! I have a serve like the lightning on the hilltops of my native Uzbekistan.
You know, Iroda, chital detskuyu knigu...
Please, Kreess, speak English. What was the children's book about?
It was about a young Uzbek girl who decided to buck her parental authority in favor of the state and go to a state school, live like a Russki instead of an Uzbek.
Yes, perhaps I saw that book in my homeland.
So, you makin' money on the tour?
Yes! $400000 American so far. My body, you like?
O boy!
Now, Kreess, not everyone will understand your bad pun on Russian word for "both". You naughty American.
Good night, Iroda.
Good night, Kreess.
I'm going to hang up now.
Me too.
No, you hang up first.
OK, nighty-night.
Ciao. Bye bye. Snookums.

WackyHumor · Sun, 09/22/2002 - 18:53 · · Importance: 1